kuhreenuh.

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

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Tiffany, Silver Linings Playbook (via ashleyruthless)

I don’t like the fact that you wore a jersey to dinner cause I don’t like football. But you can fuck me if you turn the lights off.

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To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

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Stephen King (via allegorys)
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I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you.

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There are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iPhone
Just let that sink in

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How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

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leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

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